The Crooked Billet is a family friendly restaurant on the outskirts of west London, just a stones throw from the famous pinewoods studio, and Picturesque Black park and Langley park.

The Crooked Billet is a large pub restaurant, with spacious beer garden, and an outdoor play area to keep the children entertained. We also have private function suite that includes a large main room, side room, private bar and restrooms.

The function room makes the perfect venue for family celebrations and business meetings alike – with our close proximity to the M40, M25 and M4 making it a great central location.


The Crooked Billet has been welcoming families from the local area for decades. Today we offer great value food suitable for all the family including our famous 2 meals for £10.

Go Home Happy

We want you to have the best experience possible every time you visit a Fayre & Square so to make sure this happens every time we have put our Happiness Guarantee in place… if you are not entirely happy, let us know and we’ll put it right.

Our team are welcoming and friendly and we look forward to seeing you soon.

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Crooked Billet

Five Points, Buckinghamshire, SL0 0LP



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  • Car Parking
  • Family Friendly
  • Historic Pub

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