Crooked Billet

Five Points, Uxbridge Road, Iver Heath, Buckinghamshire, SL0 0LP

The Crooked Billet is a large pub restaurant, with spacious beer garden, and an outdoor play area to keep the children entertained. We also have private function suite that includes a large main room, side room, private bar and restrooms.

The function room makes the perfect venue for family celebrations and business meetings alike – with our close proximity to the M40, M25 and M4 making it a great central location.

Call: 01753 651159 Book a table
  • About the Crooked Billet

    The Crooked Billet has been welcoming families from the local area for decades. Today we offer great value food suitable for all the family including our famous 2 meals for £10.

    Go Home Happy

    We want you to have the best experience possible every time you visit a Fayre & Square so to make sure this happens every time we have put our Happiness Guarantee in place… if you are not entirely happy, let us know and we’ll put it right.

    Our team are welcoming and friendly and we look forward to seeing you soon.

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  • Book a table at Fayre & Square

    **To make a booking for the same day, book for lunch before 11am and dinner before 4pm. **

    Want to make a group booking for more than 8? Then why not call us on the above number.

    Important Booking Information

    • A deposit maybe required for a main event but not for a regular booking
    • Deposit payments accepted via credit, debit card or cash and must be paid at the time of booking.
    • All currency is in pound sterling
    • For our full terms and conditions click here


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